J.J. Abrams’ “Cloverfield” Teaser Poster Revealed!

An exclusive peek at the new teaser poster for J.J. Abrams’ latest cinematic enigma — codenamed ”Cloverfield” — and a few other hush-hush details

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Jeff Jensen, an EW senior writer, has been despondent since the cancellation of ”Twin Peaks”

J.J. Abrams sure knows how to tease. Earlier this month, the pop auteur (Alias, Lost, and Mission: Impossible III) ignited a firestorm of curiosity by blowing the head off the Statue of Liberty in a grainy trailer for a nameless film. Now he’s upping the intrigue with this teaser poster.

Unofficially known as Cloverfield (the name of a street in L.A. where Abrams has an office), the film, at press time, does not have an official title. If you’re looking at that gargantuan hole bored in the Manhattan skyline and thinking, It’s a monster movie! — congrats, you’re right. Scripted by Lost writer Drew Goddard, the movie reunites producer Abrams with Felicity co-creator Matt Reeves, who’s directing and shooting it cinema-verité-style on digital video. (Think Blair Witch and the City.) The cast is made up of relative unknowns, with the lead being played by Michael Stahl-David (The Black Donnellys). As for the monster itself, contrary to Internet speculation, it isn’t a parasite, and it ain’t a colossal Asian robot, either. (Some suspected Abrams was mounting a live-action version of the Japanese anime/manga classic Voltron. Nope.) For more teasers, visit Abrams’ new site, www.1-18-08.com. To be continued, for sure…

Another shitty day drowned by beer and television..aka What I saw on t.v. tonight.

So Shannon brought home a DVD from her moms house tonight.  Extreme Cage Fighting that took place in Moberly last month. Unfortunate enough I was unable to attend such an event thanks to selling my soul to Col. Sanders in exchange for everlasting life. So all I had to go by was just what hear say I get at slave yard but I tell you this…seeing is believing. It was pretty sweet seeing a few friends of mine stepping into the cage to duke it out much like I had seen on the television from the comfortable isolation of the far right seat on my ugly blue couch located ever-so perfectly in secession with my television and my dolby digital surround sound that decorates my living room very nice! It seems as though that is how I see most things anymore…from the darkness. I guess that ’s why I’m fine going to movie theaters, you say two words to the ticket person, get you’re snacks and one more large task of giving your ticket to the high schooler standing there looking at you like an idiot because your expecting him to grab your ticket out of your mouth since both your arms are filled with delicious buttery popcorn, a refreshing beverage (usually pink lemonade), only the finest of nachos with top grade cheese and peppers you would slap yo mama over. Then you add in the twislers, shocktarts/sweettarts, and recees pieces and you tell me how the fuck else I’m supposed to hand the snot nosed bastard my fucking ticket while carrying all that shit that only makes me fart like a fucking fog horn on the ride home anyway. I guess I could carrying the ticket in my ass crack but then I would have trouble walking with my pants around my ankles and then there would be the whole police/indecient exposure charge what have you so I just do what I can. But after all that trouble it’s worth it to get to enjoy a movie on a huge screen with nothing but complete suclusion for the next two hours or so. The darkness…makes me comfortable. But anyway back to the point. The Italian Stallion Johnny Contratto! After watching the few fights featuring the people that I knew. My boy Jeremy E let that fucker have it as did Shannon’s brother Charlie when he chocked him out o so easily after struggaling to figure his opponent out. But when fellow die hard Chicago Cub fan Johnny walked up in that bitch all he needed was one shot and BOOM down goes asshole. I was stunned! I never expected to see anything like that happen but they don’t call him Contratto for nothing! I had to rewind it and see it again! Just a couple of leg kicks and a smooth ass dodge of a couple swings to figure him out and there when the head was open a nice little left hook and down. That was is it. No reason he retained his title in 28 seconds. Maybe one of these days I may start a fight with him just for shits and grins and see if ol Johnny boy can take my head off in one punch! Maybe we’ll sit down and watch Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Goes to Manhatten. You know the part when the boxer faces Jason on the rooftop and decides to put his skills to use and punch that crazy fucker in the hockey mask. Unbeknown to him at the time Jason responded with a swift right haymaker to take the poor guys head right off his shoulders…and right down into the dumpster in the alley below the building. Classic fuckin scene! Now tell me that wouldn’t be awesome to see in person. Now that I think about it I would much rather be a stand-byer much like I have been for quite some time now and leave all that physical stuff to other people who enjoy the sunlight and all the bright lights in their faces…although I must say “More Human than Human” by White Zombie would be a wicked ass song to walk out to before you beat some silly christans head into floor until the referee tackels your ass off him. And just stand over his broken bloody body and laugh…laugh until they point their fingers and say “my god look at that man he is a heartless man! Why is he laughing? That poor man on the floor is bleeding out of his eye-sockets! Thats not funny at all!” Well sucks to be you because that shit is top shelf to me! I guess that’s why people don’t like me…oh well…

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Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair

: Killing just in time for Christmas?
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June 25, 2007 - In a vague, but tantalizing piece of news today, Amazon.com recently added a listing for the long-awaited, re-edited, single-film version of Quentin Tarantino’s violent masterstroke Kill Bill. The retail site lists the DVD release date for Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair as November 6, 2007, leading one to wonder if The Bride might not be back to her bloody ways and killing by the time Christmas roles around.

The unrated full version of the film has been screened only a handful of times to incredible reception and is presented uncut and in full color throughout. The two chapters have been edited together to make the three-plus hour saga more of a singular experience.

While no concrete confirmation of release or details on the disc’s feature set have been provided, stay tuned to IGN DVD for more information as it develops.

Tarantino’s ‘Death Proof’ Gets September Release

So much for a re-release of Dimension Films’ Grindhouse (review) as it appears that Genius Entertainment and The Weinstein Co. will release Death Proof - Quentin Tarantino’s segment - on DVD September 18th, according to Davis DVD. No word yet on Robert Rodriguez’s Planet Terror, but this seems to confirm the rapid speculation that the theatrical double feature will be split up for the initial home video release. Death Proof is a rip-roaring slasher flick where the killer (Kurt Russell) pursues his victims with a car rather than a knife.

Myself personally I prefered Death Proof to Planet Terror.  Then again I spent the majority of Planet Terror is the men’s restroom puking my brains out!  (That’s what happens when you drink too much tequila before seeing a 4pm matinee.)  Overall though I loved the whole thing.  It is dissapointing to know that we won’t be seeing Grindhouse in its complete form for some time to come.  I guess I’m used to it by now being a fan of Lost…

Marvel Zombies vs. Army of Darkness

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Marvel Zombies vs. AoD (again)
Since you all seem to love the rotting flesh

 

 

Since you all seem to love the rotting flesh Crave Online brings you more MZ vs. AoD cover art.

By the way, series artist Fabiano Neves will team up with Marvel Zombies artist Sean Phillips and Army of Darkness artist Fernando Blanco to complete the limited series. The team-up of artists will be featured in Marvel Zombies vs. Army of Darkness #4, which is scheduled for a June release and the series finale in July with issue #5.

Dynamite stated, “Fans are getting the Triple Crown winner of artists with these last two issues of Marvel Zombies vs. Army of Darkness. Teaming up Sean Phillips and Fernando Blanco with Fabiano Neves for the big climax is like… well, it’s like having the Marvel Zombies and Ash in the same series! Sean’s pencils certainly know their way around the brutal world of Marvel Zombies, and AOD fans went crazy for Fernando’s work on the final issues of AOD (and the final days of Ash), so to have them both work on Ash’s afterlife adventures is simply ‘Dynamite’! Of course, regular series artist Fabiano Neves and writer John Layman will continue their incredible work on Earth-2149, keeping Marvel Zombies vs. Army of Darkness the pure brain-craving, chainsaw-slashing action and excitement that it has been from the very beginning.”

Marvel Zombies vs. The Army of Darkness is a Five-Issue Limited Series that is a direct prequel to last year’s Marvel Zombies series.

Moore fears film seizure after Cuba trip

ORIGINAL SOURCE: http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/va/20070611/118160628600.html

Monday June 11 4:58 PM ET

Filmmaker Michael Moore has stashed a copy of his latest documentary in Canada because he fears the U.S. government will try to confiscate it after part of it was filmed during an unauthorized trip to Cuba.

The U.S. Treasury Department is investigating Moore’s trip to communist Cuba in March to film part of his documentary, “SiCKO,” which takes a swipe at the U.S. health-care system and is due to be released in U.S. theaters on June 29.

U.S. citizens are generally barred from going to Cuba, unless approved by the government under a broad trade embargo imposed since 1962. But Moore says he has not broken any laws because he traveled to Cuba for a “journalistic endeavor.”

“We brought back 15 minutes of the movie and we’re concerned about any possible confiscation efforts,” Moore told a news conference in New York.

“We took measures a few weeks ago to place a master copy of this film in Canada so if they did take our negative we would have a duplicate negative of this film in Canada.”

Moore — whose 2004 anti-Bush film “Fahrenheit 9/11″ ranks as the most successful U.S. documentary — and lawyer David Boies accused President George W. Bush’s administration of discriminating against the controversial filmmaker.

Molly Millerwise, spokeswoman for the Treasury Department, declined to comment, saying in an e-mail that the department does not confirm or deny the existence of investigations.

Moore traveled to Cuba with three volunteers who worked in the ruins of New York’s World Trade Center after the September 11, 2001, attacks. He said the volunteers were now suffering health problems after working at Ground Zero and struggling to get appropriate treatment under the U.S. health-care system.

Moore said that he took them by boat to the U.S. military prison at Guantanamo Bay, where Washington is holding foreign terrorism suspects, to see if they could get the same free health coverage as the detainees.

After they were refused, he said they decided to see what kind of health care they could get in Cuba.

Eli Roth Talks More Grindhouse 2

GRINDHOUSE 2 is back in the works again. Or at least being talked about by Eli Roth. Apparently, Roth is planning on $500,000 for the sequel and is already writing it now. SlashFilm quoted Roth saying:

“And it would be something I’d do in between projects. But I’m actually writing it with my friend Jeff just to have it ready. The first Grindhouse cost almost 70 million dollars. So I’m like, we should do it like Dogma 95 and call it Dogshit 2007, where you get half a million bucks and six days and no rehearsals. We’d have to list out crazy rules but we still want to do it. I’ve talked about doing it as a 45 minute movie with just so many missing reels…. I talked to Quentin and Robert. They said ‘We gotta fucking do that man, that will be great!”

This sounds like the way the first GRINDHOUSE should have been made. Don’t get me wrong; the film was excellent. But it saddens me that the big budget and poor turnout could have damaged the potential franchise. Hopefully this new scheme will work out well for the studios and the fans will have more grinding to look forward to.

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Rob Zombie’s Halloween Poster and Website

 

O.K. Just like I did with “Grindhouse” I am making this the last offcial post about Rob Zombie’s Halloween, until the movie comes out.

We have dedicated a lot of time covering this film and there is just nothing left to talk about. Lets just wait and see the movie already. These days it seems we spend way more time talking about the films coming out then actually watching them. When they do come out it seems we have already moved on to the next big film buzz.

Like Rob said in Burbank, we just want to ruin everything for ourselves. So Horror Yearbook wishes Zombie good luck, and we have our fingers crossed he made us another kick-ass horror film. The new poster (or one sheet) looks great, lets hope the film does also!

Here is the LINK to the official movie website and now we move on to talk about other films that have not come out yet.

Zack Snyder Chats About “Watchmen”

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The good news is here: Zack Snyder’s “Watchmen” adaptation will begin shooting this September up in Canada. Cool. The director also insists that he’ll find a spot for his “300” buddy Gerard Butler, and when asked if he’s been courting actors like Keanu Reeves, Jude Law, and Patrick Wilson, well, he didn’t deny any of it:

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“Um — you know what? I would say ‘No,’ but then you’d call me later and go like, ‘Dude, what are you doing?’ ” Snyder laughed. “I don’t know who’s leaking this stuff, but they’re good.”

Snyder is presently finishing up the screenplay, specifically working on an opening scene involving someone called “The Comedian.” Sounds pretty cool.

For the rest from the very enthused filmmaker, check out the full article at MTV Movies.”

Sopranos Series Finale

THIS ARE NOT MY WORDS…I FOUND THIS ARTICLE ON MSN.COM!
Will “The Sopranos” end with a whack or a whimper?

The HBO series on Sunday night concludes its eight years of mob maneuvering, metaphor-laden dream sequences and mad exclamations of “Marone!”

Questions abound as the series finale nears. (Stop reading here if you’re living on DVR or DVD time.) The gathering storm finally touched down in the penultimate episode that aired Sunday, where Phil Leotardo’s New York family killed Bobby Bacala (in an instantly classic death scene) and left Silvio Dante (Steven Van Zandt) clinging to life in the hospital.

Our last image was of Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini) locked away in a barren, upstairs bedroom, drifting off to sleep with an automatic weapon draped across his chest. Everyone — and it really does feel like everyone — is wondering what fate lies in store for Tony.

Critics are weighing in, polls have been cast: Will Tony live or die? Other theories revolve around the Feds: Will he turn rat to save himself, or could Tony still be arrested? And what role will his son, A.J. (Robert Iler), play in the conclusion?

“Sopranos” creator David Chase reportedly filmed three different endings to the finale to help keep the conclusion secret. Chase has always reveled in denying audience expectations (most memorably by never returning to the escaped Russian) and likely delights in foolhardy pundit prognostications. But it’s fun to try anyway.

Back in 2001, Chase was illuminating about his approach to the ending while speaking to Rolling Stone magazine: “The paradigm of the traditional gangster film is the rise and fall. You have to ask yourself: Do I want to bother with that paradigm?”

The bloodletting of the second-to-last episode has some — including unlikely “Sopranos” blogger Brian Williams (whose day job is anchoring NBC’s nightly news) — predicting a finale low on action.

“We need to be as prepared for ambiguity as we are prepared for certainty,” says Williams, a New Jersey native who has blogged about “The Sopranos” on Slate.com. In his posting Tuesday, he called these days leading up to Sunday’s show “the longest week of our lives.”

“I have learned in searing fashion never to try to predict what goes on in David Chase’s mind,” adds Williams.

Nevertheless, the enormous build up (just about everything has gone badly for Tony lately) and the great secrecy of the ending suggest that Chase still views the finale as — to put it simply — a big deal.

Most dramas and sitcoms that bid adieu with a much anticipated finale do so without the weight of passing a final judgment on its main character. In this way, the ending of “The Sopranos” might have more in common with the conclusion of “Sex and the City” than it would appear.

In that show, whether Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker) would remain single or get hitched was always the question. Likewise, whether Tony is — as he claims in therapy — “basically a good guy” is the perpetual conflict of “The Sopranos.”

The way things have gone this final season, it appears Chase has decided Tony is beyond redemption. Tony has essentially given up on his “mama’s boy” son and killed Christopher Moltisanti (Michael Imperioli), his virtual son and heir apparent. Just before that harrowing suffocation, Tony and Christopher drove while a version of “Comfortably Numb” by Pink Floyd played: “The child is grown/The dream is gone.”

Dr. Melfi (Lorraine Bracco), too, has given up on Tony. She abruptly terminated their therapy sessions after being persuaded by recent psychiatric studies that talk therapy doesn’t rehabilitate but emboldens sociopaths. That she could wonder whether it all was worth it might reflect Chase’s own doubts in so long humanizing such a violent, corrupt figure.

In a recent interview with The Associated Press, James Gandolfini acknowledged that he also has lost faith in his character. Asked whether he likes Tony, Gandolfini said, “I used to. But it’s difficult toward the end. I think the thing with Christopher might have turned the corner.”

“It’s kind of one thing after another,” he added. “Let’s just say, it was a lot easier to like him before, than in the last few years.”

Killing Tony would perhaps restore morality to the series. Can someone who so regularly breaks the law and murders even his closest friends be allowed to walk? Or will a more deeply cynical view pervade, where Tony’s crimes are tolerated, or at least unpunished?

Sydney Pollack, the revered filmmaker (”Tootsie,” “Out of Africa”) who played a one-episode part on “The Sopranos” earlier this season as a disgraced doctor turned hospital orderly, believes the series will end in tragedy.

“Something bad is going to happen,” says Pollack, who expects to see Tony die. “I don’t know, but I know that David Chase can be counted on to surprise us — or not — but at least to do something that’s bold and not safe.”

A.J. has become a critical character in this, the second leg of the sixth season, which has so largely revolved around themes of legacy and parenthood. He is essentially the wild card in the combustible mix of characters heading into the finale. Will A.J.’s newfound conscience lead him to turn his father into the cops? Will Tony have to make a decision between saving his son or saving himself?

Tony’s sporadic interactions with the FBI agent have led to conjecture that Tony might flee to the police. His conversations with the agent have been limited, though, and it seems possible they constitute nothing more than a red herring.

The different possible conclusions for “The Sopranos” could forever color fans’ memories of the show. For a series that has always preferred a realistic messiness to tidy plot resolutions, grand fireworks would be against Chase’s nature.

“There’ll be people who will like the finale and people who won’t like it,” Chase recently told Entertainment Weekly. “But I think that if people look at what the show was, or could even watch the whole story again, they’ll understand what the ending is.”

Whatever the outcome, the one thing that is clear is that “The Sopranos” — often hailed as the greatest show in the history of television — will conclude Sunday. As Tony is fond of saying, “End of story.”